Everything Rhymes with Orange.

Fantasy has a lot of constantly reappearing themes; swords, magic, quests and ragtag bands of misfit heroes. But there’s another element that appears in all fantasy, is central to the beginning of any quest and is pretty much the lynch pin of every fantasy world. Beer. Without beer there wouldn’t be taverns, with no taverns there would be no place for adventurers to congregate, no adventurers congregating means no quests would be taken up and that means no sweeping fantasy tales.

Beer is the fulcrum upon which the entire fantasy genre balances. And so, in an homage to the amber liquid that gives us our beloved fantasy stories i give you; the Bulmouth’s Brewery Fantasy Batches.

Humans Redux

 

The Human kingdoms offer their highest achievement in brewing, the HighBorn Pilsner. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

High Elves Redux

 

SkySong Cider is an enchanting, crisp golden brew from the halls of the High Elves. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

Dwarves Redux

 

The Master Brewsmiths of the Dwarven kingdoms are famed for their many fine drafts, but none is as fine as CrackHammer Stout. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

Wood Elves Redux

 

The Wood Elves may be less than inviting if you trespass in their forests, but it’s worth the risk for a taste of their MoonWater Pale Ale. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

Orsc Redux

 

The caverns and caves that Orcs call home my be dark, but they’re not nearly as dark as their StoneVenom Dark Beer. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

Undead Redux

 

ClubFoot Dark Ale comes from the well aged oaken barrels found in the breweries in the City of the Undead. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

Dark Elves Redux

 

There are many reasons not to drink anything handed to you by one of the Dark Elves, but there is no good reason not to drink SpindleWeave Ale if you get the chance. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

Drink up!

I just realised that the wolves on the crest make it look a little bit “Winter is coming”… but oh well.

 

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