Beer. The Driving Force of the Fantastic – Updated.

Fantasy has a lot of constantly reappearing themes; swords, magic, quests and ragtag bands of misfit heroes. But there’s another element that appears in all fantasy, is central to the beginning of any quest and is pretty much the lynch pin of every fantasy world. Beer. Without beer there wouldn’t be taverns, with no taverns there would be no place for adventurers to congregate, no adventurers congregating means no quests would be taken up and that means no sweeping fantasy tales.

Beer is the fulcrum upon which the entire fantasy genre balances. And so, in an homage to the amber liquid that gives us our beloved fantasy stories i give you; the Bulmouth’s Brewery Fantasy Batches.

HighBorn Pilsner

HighBorn Pilsner

Humans Redux

 

HumansThe Human kingdoms offer their highest achievement in brewing, the HighBorn Pilsner. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

Skysong Cider

Skysong Cider

High Elves Redux

 

HighElvesSkySong Cider is an enchanting, crisp golden brew from the halls of the High Elves. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

CrackHammer Stout

CrackHammer Stout

Dwarves Redux

 

DwarvesThe Master Brewsmiths of the Dwarven kingdoms are famed for their many fine drafts, but none is as fine as CrackHammer Stout. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

MoonSong Pale Ale

MoonWater Pale Ale

Wood Elves Redux

 

WoodElvesThe Wood Elves may be less than inviting if you trespass in their forests, but it’s worth the risk for a taste of their MoonWater Pale Ale. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

StoneVenom Dark Beer

StoneVenom Dark Beer

Orsc Redux

 

OrcsThe caverns and caves that Orcs call home my be dark, but they’re not nearly as dark as their StoneVenom Dark Beer. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

ClubFoot Dark Ale

ClubFoot Dark Ale

Undead Redux

 

UndeadClubFoot Dark Ale comes from the well aged oaken barrels found in the breweries in the City of the Undead. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

SpindleWeave Ale

SpindleWeave Ale

Dark Elves Redux

 

DarkElvesThere are many reasons not to drink anything handed to you by one of the Dark Elves, but there is no good reason not to drink SpindleWeave Ale if you get the chance. You can find a shirt with this print on it here.

Drink up!

I just realised that the wolves on the crest make it look a little bit “Winter is coming”… but oh well.

 

These new designs have replaced the old ones and all of them are available from RedBubble

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