Many Bothans Died to Bring You This Post…

So, obviously yesterday was the fourth day in May (it may still be the 4th where you are, or if you are reading this exactly 364 days after i publish it it could be 4th of May, again..) and that is apparently an important day to Star Wars fans, no idea why, i mean its just May the fourth… oh, wait. i get it, it sounds like “May the Force…”  clever, you guys.
Anyway i was going to try to do a piece for the 4th, but you know “Do… or do not. There is no try.”

i’m a massive Star Wars fan, and i want to make sure everyone knows my allegiance is to the side of the Light, however i am a realist and i try to be as honest as i can so i’m going to give it to you straight; if we were in the Star Wars universe and i had force powers i would almost certainly, instantly be seduced by the Dark Side.
I don’t see this as a character flaw, i’m not a bad guy, i’m just really good at being seduced… plus, the Dark Side has lightning that you can shoot from your fingers which is cool, search your feelings, you know it to be true…

Yesterday being the 4th, it follows that today is the 5th, as in Revenge of the 5th.


You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor…

So, today get in the spirit and force choke a subordinate, impose some trade blockades, or just wipe out that rebel scum.

Okay, post is done so the odds of me quoting any more Star Wars is approximately 3,720 to 1…

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